February 2011
January 2011
“Customer: “I need a present for a five-year-old. She’s...”
– I don’t think you are using the word you think you’re using
“So you’re saying the Golem is an imperfect creation?”
“No,...”
– Mulder getting it wrong, again
“I mean, come ON, walnuts! You’re hanging out in Chunky Monkey, where some...”
– Char
Maaaaaan
Community is just an awesome show. I am authentically excited to see the new episodes.
Also, Shirley Baby Daddy Drama! AYIYIYIYIYIYI!
questions that keep me up at night: "why is no one... →
DONE AND DONE. I for one am wery excited for this panoply of GOLD.
Has anyone else seen the NYT article about the...
-Female boxer obsessed with pink and lemonade
-Crazy elderly ex-husband who purportedly stabbed AND shot her (while he was frail and diabetes-ridden)
-Her announcement to ex-husband that she was leaving him for another woman which led to said attack
-Her now triumphant comeback, complete with Don King photo-op
Someone has got to make this movie
Apparently "Carmen" from "The L Word" has a new...
and it’s called “Fairly Legal”, which is my mind sounds AWFULLY close to “Barely Legal”.
I’m interested to see who tunes into this show and whether the show is what they were expecting.
“Gotta get back on my TI-YAP.”
– Sudan
Lesley Gore's "Maybe I Know" is official Hall of...
Beatles-esque, a little melancholia, pretty much a solid track.
Benicio Del Toro in the hiz-ouse of Copperfields.
I totally plotzed.
For a second, I thought I had finally gotten a...
But then I realized my mirror had been moved, so I just looked stretched out.
DAMN.
“Mom: “And I bought some potatoes!”
Dad: “Wait, these...”
– Owens frivols
I ate a potted pig tonight.
And it was THE BEST.
"Bullet Through Your Face" and "Brain Cheese...
Two books I ordered today for a young man.
Faith in the world restored.
“These Chinese herbs Mom’s having me take are giving me hot flashes.”...”
– My dad and I having a civilized conversation.
Question: How many bookstore employees does it...
ANSWER: ALL OF THEM. And it is still not found.
Things I do love:
Dan grabbing a massive fistful of rubberbands, throwing them up in the air, and only realizing as they fall down that he will NEVER be able to grab them all at once.
Things I don't love:
Calling a customer and getting a voicemail message that consists of a child laugh/crying.
“I love these pants but the zipper always has to fall down. I guess that’s...”
– Char being fabbalos
21st century tom sawyer
Checkout this impostor! http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1368000158
charlotteisacake:
I noticed!
irelandgonzalez:
the closest you will ever get to attending your own funeral is deleting your facebook and seeing who notices.
“To drown in a vat of whiskey…Death, where is thy sting?”
– W.C. Fields being a pimp
Is it just me...
or does Joan Rivers lose some of her angry credibility when she’s yelling about her daughter’s new nanny being slutty while film footage of Joan putting sunscreen on the naked nanny is playing in the background?
Just saying.