Crying Out Into The Wilderness: Archive

Here's what confuses me.

Here’s what confuses me. All the celeb mags say “DAVID’S GOING CRAZY SINCE THE BREAKUP.” UM HE HAS BEEN CRAZY FOR THE PAST 20+ YEARS.

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

Strawberry ice cream with Cabernet chocolate...

Yeah, Napa is straight pimpin’.

Dec 29th

Dec 28th

Pig's Ears cookies

No big deal. Just… …made ‘em myself.

Dec 26th

You know yer a Literature graduate when...

you name your external hard-drive that you got for Christmas “Foucault” to go along with your birthday present MacBook named “Bataille”.

Dec 26th

“Something’s beautiful…you know it’s fucked up on the inside.”

– My unendingly wise aunty Sally

Dec 26th

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Dec 21st

I saw a man in a wheelchair today.

He pushed himself along with his legs. And outside of the store, he stood up, put the wheelchair in the back of his van, and drove off, his handicapped sign swinging from the rear-view mirror. Champion?

Dec 20th

Ohhhkay

Paul McCartney’s accent has gotten weird. It’s not British. It’s not American. It’s alien.

Dec 19th

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Dec 16th

Thank you, UC Press

for finally reprinting more copies of The Autobiography of Mark Twain Vol. 1. My one bit of advice is this: Next time you release an extremely hyped autobio of one of American’s seminal voices that has been under lock and key for 100 years…PRINT MORE THAN YOU THINK YOU NEED. CUZ YOU’LL NEED THEM.

Dec 16th

The Ballad Of Susu DelRio

Once upon a time, there was a lil’ man named Susu DelRio, tho not lil’ in prowess or largesse. CERTAINLY NOT. One day, as he was preparing his fancy fencing sword, he happened upon a plane made of stuffing. What was inside the plane? We shall never know. Not because the occupants were uncreative, or because they were lacking in HOOMOR. No, it’s because Susu DelRio’s memory is...

Dec 15th

969

The new “section” at bookstores for books that are written by self-serving pretentious jerks. See Sondheim. See Burroughs. See Beck.

Dec 15th

Going to a fancy 1920's themed booze-fest with a...

Don’t get too jealous.

Dec 14th

oh, thanks mom

DUDE I WOULD TOTALLY GO SEE IT WITH YOU. irelandgonzalez: me: do you want to go see Black Swan with me? mom: SHIT NO

Dec 14th

Mick LaSalle thinks Norma Shearer is a better...

What a mo-ron.

Dec 14th

Napa is eating an Ultimate Skillet at 5 am

and living to tell the tale.

Dec 12th

Dec 10th

“While we haven’t always made the BEST decisions, we’ve always had...”

– Sketchy commercial

Dec 10th

Goal 1 for the New Year

-To ride dirtay through Sonoma with Charlotte. This will consist of bandanas, baaaaddassss tunes, and Pellegrino bottles hanging out the window of Char’s wicked Mini Cooper.

Dec 10th

Sometimes I wish I read the small print...

so a christmas present for a family member didn’t turn out to be $30 more than I thought it would be.

Dec 10th